6/15/13

Surveying the Year


At the end of the year I always give my students a survey - typical stuff really. The following is a collection of some of their responses. Included are responses from students in English 11 Enriched, College English, and English 12. As always my comments are in (     ).

Of the six papers in (College English) English 101, which was the hardest to write and why?
- I think the hardest thing was picking a topic, not really writing one over another.
- Definition paper was the hardest for me to write. It was hard to come up with three pages defining one word.
- Well, definition until I wrote about procrastination. Then it was easy. Other than that, definitely the research. I am pretty good at pulling stuff out of my butt, but I couldn’t do that on the research. (I am horrified to know where your papers came from.)

In this class I learned:
- how to write a persuasive essay persuasively. (As opposed to?)
- I learned that I suck at getting to school on time. (True. In this class I made this student's first name a euphemism for "late," as in, "Why are you so Julie to class today?" P.S. Her name wasn't Julie.)
- I learned that when writing papers, it is important to express one’s opinion on the subject and not just cram the paper with information.
- I began to learn the art of Bunburying! (Any Oscar Wilde fans in the house?)
- I learned writers write mostly depressing books.
- Students in this school have the attention span of a squirrel. (Squirrel!!)

What was your favorite work we read and why?
- I enjoyed Three Little Words and Room. They were my book club books, and I liked that we didn’t have to rip them apart to find meaning, we just read. (Yeah, finding meaning is a drag.)
- I didn’t have a favorite because I am (name removed) and I wanted to be different. Like the song, “I’m different, yeah I’m different.”

What was your least favorite work we read and why?
- Poetry. I still detest poetry so much Mr. Chaffee. I figured you would know that since I spent all last year and this year complaining about poetry.
- My least favorite work was poetry. I hated poetry because I am a very literal person and had trouble seeing the different underlying themes.
- My least favorite was Emily Dickinson. That woman had issues and just confused me.
- The Scarlet Letter because I had to read it over the summer.

What did you like the least about this class?
- I didn’t like when I realized that I’d just spent the last 30 minutes talking loudly and opinionatedly, probably alienating & boring everyone. (Right! That's the teacher's job!)

Do you have any suggestions to make this class better?
- Instead of poetry, schedule a month of the year for admiring the patterns on the carpet. (Ok, I get it. High schoolers don't like poetry.)
- for our class in particular – do something to make people stop being afraid to open their mouths.

When did your senioritis set in?
- freshman year
- 9:27 a.m. September 28th, 2012… approximately
- Well, pretty early, then I fought for a long time… but I eventually lost. (True story.)
- I didn’t get senioritis, but I have been this bad about getting stuff done since the 6th grade.

Is there anything else you would like to say on any topic whatsoever?
- will miss you… kinda. (That is heart warming... kinda.)
- Don’t forget me :) I’ll be back. Know my name.
- Do you watch Doctor Who? If so… I congratulate you and believe that you are on your way to being a complete person. If not 1. I am sorry for you; 2. please do.
- No, I’m not that creative. Here’s a giraffe. (Drawing of giraffe saying, “Ello there Chap!”)

Congratulations to the class of 2013! 

J

6/13/13

A Very Short List

I have one last short list of students' sentences for this school year, but before I get to them I need to get something off of my chest. When we first got married my wife used to say "on accident" instead of "by accident." Long story short, she rarely does that anymore, and she stayed married to me, so it all worked out. My students frequently screw up another common idiom and it drives me crazy. They write or say "based off of" instead of "based on." Now this makes NO sense. If I have a pedestal, I cannot base the ornamental vase off of said pedestal. If I lay the foundation for a house, I cannot base my new abode off of my beautiful foundation. Henry David Thoreau did NOT say, "If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations somewhere close by so your castle can be based off of them!" A base is a thing we put things on! Oh, and those of you who say "based off from..." I just... I can't... Never mind. On to the sentences, and as always my comments are in (     ).

- In this case money takes presidents over social standing.

- There is always something important about a name, even if it is positive or negative.

- Many authors have written satirical works throughout the years. (Thanks for the update.)

- The title of Oscar Wilde's famous play The Importance of Being Earnest, seems to be cleverly titled. (What is the title of the title? I'm lost.)

- ...he has lost the idea of reality.

- Everything back then was religious. ("Back then" would be the Middle Ages.)

- ...leading them to be very stressfully people.

- Ethan lived on a farm with his parents which he sometimes worked. (If you ever want to get anything out of your parents you really do have to work them.)

- Jack believes that women are to be daunted upon. (Sounds unpleasant.)

That's it for the 2012 - 2013 school year in student writing! Coming very soon, comments from end of the year surveys.

J