Overheard in my classroom this week: "Those shoes, they make my life!" What a sad little life. Anyway, on to the sentences. As always these are from student papers and my comments are in ( ).
- Responsibility is slowly beat into a person at first by their parents. (Nice childhood?)
- By witnessing situations, the appropriate emotions towards it can be achieved.
- ...aliveness...
- ...running umuck...
- Huck Finn is fighting his conscious.
- (In answer to a question: What do you make of...?) My make is...
- The answer to this was a unaimoyous yes.
- Is procrastination really so bad that a "cure" must be found with great haste? (Nah. We can put it off.)
- Everyone knows that not every everyone...
- Volunteers acquire the benefits of feeling good about helping.
- Higher unemployment rates contribute to weekend infrastructures.
- Throughout the United States, child behavior is varied upon good and bad aspects of teen life.
- Before welding was invented people could not bond two pieces of mettle together.
- I would like to know why it is suck a growing problem.
- Some men travel to foreign countries, such as Africa. (Not a country, dear.)
- She said that Angles came down and talked to her.
Merry Holidays
J
12/15/11
11/16/11
No Joke
I have nothing but the sentences today. If I start a rant, I may never stop. To the funny. As always, my comments are in ( ).
- This can be done by doing various thinks.
- Things are becoming harder to be around. (I agree, most "things" are.)
- Mr. Tregennis is a farfetched man.
- Starting off in the begging...
- At first the mother was heard of striking the oldest boy who is from Mr. Ferguson's first marriage with a stick. (He married a stick... and had a son?)
- The child has a severe back impediment.
- ...they feel unconfident.
- He taked a fake one.
- When a person talks another person down to a person's low...
- Ligeia like takes over her, kinda, sorta thing.
- A girl dies. It's Poe.
- She received two human ears in the mail and that is strange because she rarely gets mail. (Yeah, that's what is strange.)
- A little mystery is beneficial for a detective story. (One might say even necessary?)
- ...they were facing face to face.
- ...he does not overlook or underlook anything.
- Summarizing is a summary of a paragraph. (Yup, true.)
- Youth has traditionally been referred to as a point in time when one is young, or youthful. (Thanks for clearing that up.)
That's all folks.
J
- This can be done by doing various thinks.
- Things are becoming harder to be around. (I agree, most "things" are.)
- Mr. Tregennis is a farfetched man.
- Starting off in the begging...
- At first the mother was heard of striking the oldest boy who is from Mr. Ferguson's first marriage with a stick. (He married a stick... and had a son?)
- The child has a severe back impediment.
- ...they feel unconfident.
- He taked a fake one.
- When a person talks another person down to a person's low...
- Ligeia like takes over her, kinda, sorta thing.
- A girl dies. It's Poe.
- She received two human ears in the mail and that is strange because she rarely gets mail. (Yeah, that's what is strange.)
- A little mystery is beneficial for a detective story. (One might say even necessary?)
- ...they were facing face to face.
- ...he does not overlook or underlook anything.
- Summarizing is a summary of a paragraph. (Yup, true.)
- Youth has traditionally been referred to as a point in time when one is young, or youthful. (Thanks for clearing that up.)
That's all folks.
J
10/29/11
On "Remediation"
A brief note about "remediation." I teach a class called AIS; it is strictly for students who (a) failed the Regents exam, or (b) are at risk to fail it. It is supposed to be a sort of remedial class so they can all pass the state test. Anyway, long story short, I was having them practice a skill they will need for the test - the ability to interpret a one sentence quasi-philosophical quote - by having them look at about ten or twelve quotes from my favorite writer, G.K. Chesterton. In one period we only really discussed two quotes; but we did also discuss the mathematical term "tangent;" the metaphorical phrase "going off on a tangent;" some of the moral prohibitions of Islam, Christianity, Mormonism, and Judaism; the idea that humans have a body, a mind, and a soul; and we were apparently (some of us) surprised to have found out that Mormons are nice people. How's that for remediation?
To the sentences. As always, these are from student papers and my comments are in ( ).
- John Proctor continually downgrades Abigail. (Yup; now she's flying coach.)
- Sometimes I get a little off track with my message sometimes.
- At times I feel that if I am confused about what to write. (Like right now?)
- The (hiking) trails are hard to wonder off of.
- Elizabeth also doesn't want to be the blame that he'll look down upon.
- This will increase ones chances of getting bake to the car by dark.
- Once observation I have looking at the picture in more detail...
- People were dyeing...
- Western saddles provide realisticness to these movies. (Really, spell check didn't say anything about that one?)
- The fighting was hand to hand to hand combat. (Sounds confusing.)
- Throughout Henry's journey of running away he met a lot of new faces, even some he already knew.
- He say Mary and her lover in a cab some where so he fallowed then. (That should be saw, followed, and them; just so we're clear.)
- While fishing the worst that could happen is the fisherman drowns. (Is that all? I should take up fishing!)
- Once my father was supposed to be watching me and he fell asleep, and I went out to the front lawn and relieved myself because I had seen him do it and thought it was acceptable behavior. (I bet you don't ask your dad to read your papers, do you?)
Until next time...
J
To the sentences. As always, these are from student papers and my comments are in ( ).
- John Proctor continually downgrades Abigail. (Yup; now she's flying coach.)
- Sometimes I get a little off track with my message sometimes.
- At times I feel that if I am confused about what to write. (Like right now?)
- The (hiking) trails are hard to wonder off of.
- Elizabeth also doesn't want to be the blame that he'll look down upon.
- This will increase ones chances of getting bake to the car by dark.
- Once observation I have looking at the picture in more detail...
- People were dyeing...
- Western saddles provide realisticness to these movies. (Really, spell check didn't say anything about that one?)
- The fighting was hand to hand to hand combat. (Sounds confusing.)
- Throughout Henry's journey of running away he met a lot of new faces, even some he already knew.
- He say Mary and her lover in a cab some where so he fallowed then. (That should be saw, followed, and them; just so we're clear.)
- While fishing the worst that could happen is the fisherman drowns. (Is that all? I should take up fishing!)
- Once my father was supposed to be watching me and he fell asleep, and I went out to the front lawn and relieved myself because I had seen him do it and thought it was acceptable behavior. (I bet you don't ask your dad to read your papers, do you?)
Until next time...
J
10/22/11
Reading Stuff Good
I just ran across something as I was cleaning out my flash drive. It is a list generated from an education textbook of “Strategies Used by Proficient Readers.” They include the following: Asking Questions, Visualizing, Determining Importance, Making Inferences, Making Connections, Synthesizing Information, and Using Fix-Up Strategies. I made a handout for my students listing these and including descriptions of each. At the time, I thought it might be helpful.
As I looked at it again I began to wonder. The truth is “good readers” do these things, and the more they do them the more they will get out of reading. Yet to call them “strategies” now seems to me a bit off. The word strategy implies a conscious effort is being made, like implementing a specific strategy in an athletic competition, and I don’t think that applies to “good readers.” And giving pupils like my high school students a list of strategies to implement may not be the best way to encourage their use. I’ll try to explain.
Take, just as an example, Visualizing. Any time I read a novel I am visualizing the setting, the characters, the events, etc. But I am not doing this “consciously.” I do not sit down with a book and tell myself, “Remember to visualize what you are reading.” If you have ever gotten lost in a book you know what it is like to become so involved in the process of reading that the world around you melts away, and all you see are the words on the page and the images in your head; often it may even seem you are not reading at all but simply existing in the world of the book. If someone or something distracts you it might take a minute to reacquaint yourself with reality. That’s a great book.
But if I tell students to Visualize, if I make it, in a way, an assignment or a task, I am making it conscious, I am focusing their effort on it. My hope is that the “required task” will eventually become habit, but I am not sure that it will. Unfortunately the psychology of the modern student, well trained by our educational system, is to do that which is required and then forget about it. Visualizing becomes a task you must complete to earn a grade or points, not something that becomes habitual and valued.
The question, which I have no answer to at the moment, is how do we get our students to read organically? How do we get them to “use” these strategies without having to consciously think about the strategy they are employing? How do we teach them to read well in a culture that is saturated with images so that they never need to imagine anything in everyday life? I am not sure that presenting them with a list of strategies is the way to do it.
9/28/11
Ah, Technology
A few years back I started keeping my grades in a spreadsheet instead of by hand in the old fashioned gradebook of yore. I saved the files on two different flash drives just in case. This year we are required by the district to use the district's program to keep our grades (so that parents can have access to their children's grades on a continuing basis.) So I figured out how to make that program calculate my grades the way I want it done and started entering grades into that web-based program; since also using a spreadsheet would be redundant, I only entered the grades in the one program. Then there were all kinds of vague problems this week with the school's program (called Schoolmaster) and we couldn't get into the system, blah blah. I got worried that the grades I entered would disappear and that was the only place I recorded them. So now I am back to using the old fashioned gradebook as a back-up and double-entering grades just in case. Ain't technology grand?
To the sentences! As always these are from student work, and my comments are in ( ).
- His body was based on putting revenge onto others.
- The Scarlet Letter portrays symbolism through many different concepts.
- The relationship my parents harbored...
- ... he owned no propriety to live on.
- Things can change in a minuet. (I wouldn't know, having never danced one myself.)
- He must have always been in his late 20s. (Lucky guy.)
... self preparing yourself...
- Dimmesdale''s gilt... (It must have hurt.)
- ...the Black Man, Satin. (Satan was what she meant, but Satin would be a pretty cool name.)
- During the time Dimmesdale simultaneously self-inflicted pain within himself.
- ... trying to coup with the excruciating pain.
- While I was eating my cake with Morgan's help... (She ate some cake, or she was feeding the cake to you? Think about it; this might be important.)
- While writing it where accidental ideas or topics come to mind which makes your writing special and good. (Much about this "sentence" is "accidental.")
- ...the sperm downer that had helped to conceive me.
- Americans do not recycle their electronics and this is leading to massive increases in dumps. (Every time I... you know, take a... I think about recycling my electronics?)
Hope all the students and teachers out there are happy to be back at it!
J
To the sentences! As always these are from student work, and my comments are in ( ).
- His body was based on putting revenge onto others.
- The Scarlet Letter portrays symbolism through many different concepts.
- The relationship my parents harbored...
- ... he owned no propriety to live on.
- Things can change in a minuet. (I wouldn't know, having never danced one myself.)
- He must have always been in his late 20s. (Lucky guy.)
... self preparing yourself...
- Dimmesdale''s gilt... (It must have hurt.)
- ...the Black Man, Satin. (Satan was what she meant, but Satin would be a pretty cool name.)
- During the time Dimmesdale simultaneously self-inflicted pain within himself.
- ... trying to coup with the excruciating pain.
- While I was eating my cake with Morgan's help... (She ate some cake, or she was feeding the cake to you? Think about it; this might be important.)
- While writing it where accidental ideas or topics come to mind which makes your writing special and good. (Much about this "sentence" is "accidental.")
- ...the sperm downer that had helped to conceive me.
- Americans do not recycle their electronics and this is leading to massive increases in dumps. (Every time I... you know, take a... I think about recycling my electronics?)
Hope all the students and teachers out there are happy to be back at it!
J
8/30/11
Minor Improvements
From about the year I started teaching, 1999, until June of 2010 the English Regents exam, given to all juniors in New York State, included four essays and was taken over two days, students having up to 3 hours on two successive days to complete each half of the test. Recently the test has been shortened and now includes only one essay; however, the first three portions of the test are, in essence, the same as the old test, the students simply have to write paragraphs instead of entire essays. You might think that, as I hate standardized testing, I would welcome this change. However, the new test is only better in that it is a little bit more a sprint than a marathon, and it's easier to finish a sprint, even if you finish last.
Here is my chief objection to the test, both the old and new variety: the essay requirements force students to produce formulaic, boring, uncreative, thoughtless and terrible essays. I will try to explain using the essay assignment that is still on the test, called the "Critical Lens." Keeping in mind that the only thing that changes from year to year is the actual quote, here is a sample of a Critical Lens question:
Your Task: Write a critical essay in which you discuss two works of literature you have read from the particular perspective of the statement that is provided for you in the Critical Lens. In your essay, provide a valid interpretation of the statement, agree or disagree with the statement as you have interpreted it, and support your opinion using specific references to appropriate literary elements from the two works.
Critical Lens:
“…men are at the mercy of events and cannot control them.”
— Herodotus: The Histories of Herodotus, 1958
Let's leave aside the fact that most high schoolers have no idea who Herodotus was, (I don't), and the fact that the publishing date of 1958 is no help and may be a hindrance to them since he lived from 484 BC to 425 BC (Wikipedia), and did not see the 1950s in all their glory, as some students might assume. Let's also leave aside one of my favorite maxims, which I think I made up myself but certainly someone wiser may have said well before me, which is that there is nothing so insidious as a quote out of context.
Problem 1: No matter how interesting the quote itself may be, students are not supposed to discuss it as a statement or ponder its truth in any depth. Sure they have to agree or disagree, but they need provide no basis for their opinion, they need not discuss how they came to agree or disagree. The "Critical Lens" is nothing more than a tool in an exercise which the test pretends is "literary criticism." The above quote is certainly open to much interesting debate, which I can envision being very intellectually stimulating, but that debate is not part of this exercise.
Problem 2: Students are not permitted to have their own ideas about literature, or to have their own opinions about the meaning of a work, but must evaluate literature "from the perspective of the critical lens," even if that perspective is not theirs. Students don't pick a quote that they think encapsulates a particular piece that they have read. They sit down at a test and are given a quote they have never seen before and have to fit it to something they have read as they sit there in the gym. In other words, we don't care what you think, we care if you can apply the thinking of Herodotus to the thinking of two other authors. Don't think, just write.
Problem 3: They can pick any two pieces of literature they want, so there is a good chance that the teachers reading the essays will never have read the works they pick. If I have never read the book the student is writing about, and the student knows I probably never read it, how does this NOT encourage some world class B.S.? In fact, I can assure you that the B.S. flows freely in these compositions, and who can blame the students? One student once admitted to me after the test that he had invented a book that didn't exist to write about in his essay. Another student admitted to writing about a "book" which that student was writing herself. How am I supposed to evaluate the ideas presented if I haven't read the books? Answer: it's not about the ideas, it's a phony exercise which pretends to be academic.
Problem 4: Who decides what is and what isn't a "valid interpretation of the statement?" The test makers have not provided us with any guidelines in this area. And does it matter since the student only has to "agree or disagree" based on his own interpretation of it, no matter how outlandish his interpretation may be? A student who says that the above quote means that man can control his own destiny only fails if he doesn't support that interpretation with works of literature. In fact, you don't have to have the least idea what the Critical Lens means in order to pass the essay (but you still can't ask your teacher with help in interpreting it.)
Problem 5: This is the biggest of all. According to the "rubric" we are given, any student who does not "support (his/her) opinion using specific references to appropriate literary elements from the two works" can get a score no higher than 3 out of 6. Students know that they have to write about literary elements (theme, characterization, symbol, etc.) Most of their body paragraphs become an attempt to prove that they remember what one of these terms means and that there are examples of it in the story or novel they are writing about. Their focus becomes explaining the characterization in a story rather than applying the quote to the story, which is the "task." This produces forced, unnatural, and shallow or even meaningless writing.
So, here is what we are forced to teach and what the students are forced to write: formulaic essays that will fit all the criteria of the assignment, and thus will score well on the rubric. Yet these essays are boring to read because they are all so similar, and they contain very little thought of any depth. Writing becomes just another exercise, and not a meaningful way to interact with others.
"We don't need no education..."
J
Here is my chief objection to the test, both the old and new variety: the essay requirements force students to produce formulaic, boring, uncreative, thoughtless and terrible essays. I will try to explain using the essay assignment that is still on the test, called the "Critical Lens." Keeping in mind that the only thing that changes from year to year is the actual quote, here is a sample of a Critical Lens question:
Your Task: Write a critical essay in which you discuss two works of literature you have read from the particular perspective of the statement that is provided for you in the Critical Lens. In your essay, provide a valid interpretation of the statement, agree or disagree with the statement as you have interpreted it, and support your opinion using specific references to appropriate literary elements from the two works.
Critical Lens:
“…men are at the mercy of events and cannot control them.”
— Herodotus: The Histories of Herodotus, 1958
Let's leave aside the fact that most high schoolers have no idea who Herodotus was, (I don't), and the fact that the publishing date of 1958 is no help and may be a hindrance to them since he lived from 484 BC to 425 BC (Wikipedia), and did not see the 1950s in all their glory, as some students might assume. Let's also leave aside one of my favorite maxims, which I think I made up myself but certainly someone wiser may have said well before me, which is that there is nothing so insidious as a quote out of context.
Problem 1: No matter how interesting the quote itself may be, students are not supposed to discuss it as a statement or ponder its truth in any depth. Sure they have to agree or disagree, but they need provide no basis for their opinion, they need not discuss how they came to agree or disagree. The "Critical Lens" is nothing more than a tool in an exercise which the test pretends is "literary criticism." The above quote is certainly open to much interesting debate, which I can envision being very intellectually stimulating, but that debate is not part of this exercise.
Problem 2: Students are not permitted to have their own ideas about literature, or to have their own opinions about the meaning of a work, but must evaluate literature "from the perspective of the critical lens," even if that perspective is not theirs. Students don't pick a quote that they think encapsulates a particular piece that they have read. They sit down at a test and are given a quote they have never seen before and have to fit it to something they have read as they sit there in the gym. In other words, we don't care what you think, we care if you can apply the thinking of Herodotus to the thinking of two other authors. Don't think, just write.
Problem 3: They can pick any two pieces of literature they want, so there is a good chance that the teachers reading the essays will never have read the works they pick. If I have never read the book the student is writing about, and the student knows I probably never read it, how does this NOT encourage some world class B.S.? In fact, I can assure you that the B.S. flows freely in these compositions, and who can blame the students? One student once admitted to me after the test that he had invented a book that didn't exist to write about in his essay. Another student admitted to writing about a "book" which that student was writing herself. How am I supposed to evaluate the ideas presented if I haven't read the books? Answer: it's not about the ideas, it's a phony exercise which pretends to be academic.
Problem 4: Who decides what is and what isn't a "valid interpretation of the statement?" The test makers have not provided us with any guidelines in this area. And does it matter since the student only has to "agree or disagree" based on his own interpretation of it, no matter how outlandish his interpretation may be? A student who says that the above quote means that man can control his own destiny only fails if he doesn't support that interpretation with works of literature. In fact, you don't have to have the least idea what the Critical Lens means in order to pass the essay (but you still can't ask your teacher with help in interpreting it.)
Problem 5: This is the biggest of all. According to the "rubric" we are given, any student who does not "support (his/her) opinion using specific references to appropriate literary elements from the two works" can get a score no higher than 3 out of 6. Students know that they have to write about literary elements (theme, characterization, symbol, etc.) Most of their body paragraphs become an attempt to prove that they remember what one of these terms means and that there are examples of it in the story or novel they are writing about. Their focus becomes explaining the characterization in a story rather than applying the quote to the story, which is the "task." This produces forced, unnatural, and shallow or even meaningless writing.
So, here is what we are forced to teach and what the students are forced to write: formulaic essays that will fit all the criteria of the assignment, and thus will score well on the rubric. Yet these essays are boring to read because they are all so similar, and they contain very little thought of any depth. Writing becomes just another exercise, and not a meaningful way to interact with others.
"We don't need no education..."
J
8/8/11
A Sports Metaphor
I bet most of the 5 people who read this blog don't pay that much attention to the "current issues" in education. Which is fine; I don't pay much attention to the current issues facing doctors or lawyers or auto mechanics. In any event, one of the current issues facing schools is standardized testing. George Bush's "No Child Left Behind" act and Obama's "Race to the Top" legislation are both education laws that severely amp up the importance of testing in evaluating schools, teachers, students, etc. I would not be surprised if soon somebody tried to figure out how to evaluate the bus drivers, janitors, maintenance staff, and cafeteria workers based on student test scores. It's ridiculous, and counterproductive.
A few months ago I was discussing education with my brother-in-law Lee, who is not a teacher. (He is a hot air balloon pilot, though, and I still haven't gone up with him. It's on my To-Do list.) Anyway, the subject of testing came up and I dismissed test scores as unimportant; I think he thought my dismissal a little too cavalier, countering that tests are how we know if students are learning. Now, there are mountains of evidence, well researched and documented by people in the field of education, which shows that testing really tells us very little about what children know and can do. But if you are not a teacher, or if you work in the Education Department of the federal government or any state, you don't read this evidence. (If you are not a teacher I don't blame you; I don't read the Journal of the American Medical Association. As for the people in government, that's another post.)
Anyway, here is what I said to Lee, who also happens to coach basketball at his Alma mater. Imagine that you have a few weeks to prepare your basketball team for the first game of the season. On the first day of practice you decide that their dribbling skills are insufficient, so you spend the weeks leading up to the first game doing dribbling drills. By the first game your players can dribble forwards, backwards, with both hands, they can crossover, dribble between the legs, behind the back... and that's it. They can dribble. You spent every moment of practice dribbling. You don't know who is a good shooter, or passer; you don't know who plays good defense; you haven't taught them what kind of defense to play or what offensive plays to run. You have 12 players who can dribble a basketball, and even then, owing to the differences between them, some will be better at it than others.
That's what the testing craze in education is like. A test is just one way we can evaluate ability, just like dribbling is one aspect of the game of basketball. But schools today are forced by laws (No Child Left Behind, Race to the Top) which can defund and even close schools based on test scores to focus all their energies on tests in a few subjects. If students aren't taking tests, they are taking practice tests, or they are learning "test taking skills," which is really just a fancy way of saying that we are teaching them how to game the test, or they are filling in test-prep workbooks sold to the schools by the same companies that make the tests (and that is a HUGE racket.) Result: basketball teams that can only dribble, and school kids that can only take tests. And in the "real world" the ability to take a test is about as worthwhile as the ability to dribble a basketball.
At one point in our conversation Lee's eyes lit up; it had just dawned on him that he got good grades in school, and liked school, and was considered a good student... and he was a good test taker. On the fictional team, Lee would be a star dribbler. By the way, I would have been too. But it's not important, because being good test takers didn't really help us in the long run. Even the good dribblers (test takers) are never allowed to find out if they are good shooters or passers or defenders. And teachers have to go out of their way, sometimes even defy the powers that be, in order to figure out what other skills their students have besides "test taking skills." (Oh, and by the way, if you want to know why kids get bored in school, imagine being on the team that spends every practice dribbling. Even the ones who are good at it are bound to get tired of it. What student runs into class and shouts, "Can we do more test prep today? Can we take another test? Can we eschew all experiential and engaging forms of learning in favor of mindless and repetitive test preparation that teaches us skills which will be entirely useless the second we exit this building? Yippee!!" I mean seriously, when was the last time the ability to answer a multiple choice question played a huge role in the direction of your life?)
As a last note, if you do have kids, I think you should ask them, "What did you do in school today?" But emphasize the word "do." Make them tell you what they actually physically did. If the answer is, "We sat in desks and filled in bubbles, then figured out who filled in the right bubbles, and learned tricks and techniques for knowing which bubble is right," then I think you can see the problem. I am going to go practice my jump shot.
J
A few months ago I was discussing education with my brother-in-law Lee, who is not a teacher. (He is a hot air balloon pilot, though, and I still haven't gone up with him. It's on my To-Do list.) Anyway, the subject of testing came up and I dismissed test scores as unimportant; I think he thought my dismissal a little too cavalier, countering that tests are how we know if students are learning. Now, there are mountains of evidence, well researched and documented by people in the field of education, which shows that testing really tells us very little about what children know and can do. But if you are not a teacher, or if you work in the Education Department of the federal government or any state, you don't read this evidence. (If you are not a teacher I don't blame you; I don't read the Journal of the American Medical Association. As for the people in government, that's another post.)
Anyway, here is what I said to Lee, who also happens to coach basketball at his Alma mater. Imagine that you have a few weeks to prepare your basketball team for the first game of the season. On the first day of practice you decide that their dribbling skills are insufficient, so you spend the weeks leading up to the first game doing dribbling drills. By the first game your players can dribble forwards, backwards, with both hands, they can crossover, dribble between the legs, behind the back... and that's it. They can dribble. You spent every moment of practice dribbling. You don't know who is a good shooter, or passer; you don't know who plays good defense; you haven't taught them what kind of defense to play or what offensive plays to run. You have 12 players who can dribble a basketball, and even then, owing to the differences between them, some will be better at it than others.
That's what the testing craze in education is like. A test is just one way we can evaluate ability, just like dribbling is one aspect of the game of basketball. But schools today are forced by laws (No Child Left Behind, Race to the Top) which can defund and even close schools based on test scores to focus all their energies on tests in a few subjects. If students aren't taking tests, they are taking practice tests, or they are learning "test taking skills," which is really just a fancy way of saying that we are teaching them how to game the test, or they are filling in test-prep workbooks sold to the schools by the same companies that make the tests (and that is a HUGE racket.) Result: basketball teams that can only dribble, and school kids that can only take tests. And in the "real world" the ability to take a test is about as worthwhile as the ability to dribble a basketball.
At one point in our conversation Lee's eyes lit up; it had just dawned on him that he got good grades in school, and liked school, and was considered a good student... and he was a good test taker. On the fictional team, Lee would be a star dribbler. By the way, I would have been too. But it's not important, because being good test takers didn't really help us in the long run. Even the good dribblers (test takers) are never allowed to find out if they are good shooters or passers or defenders. And teachers have to go out of their way, sometimes even defy the powers that be, in order to figure out what other skills their students have besides "test taking skills." (Oh, and by the way, if you want to know why kids get bored in school, imagine being on the team that spends every practice dribbling. Even the ones who are good at it are bound to get tired of it. What student runs into class and shouts, "Can we do more test prep today? Can we take another test? Can we eschew all experiential and engaging forms of learning in favor of mindless and repetitive test preparation that teaches us skills which will be entirely useless the second we exit this building? Yippee!!" I mean seriously, when was the last time the ability to answer a multiple choice question played a huge role in the direction of your life?)
As a last note, if you do have kids, I think you should ask them, "What did you do in school today?" But emphasize the word "do." Make them tell you what they actually physically did. If the answer is, "We sat in desks and filled in bubbles, then figured out who filled in the right bubbles, and learned tricks and techniques for knowing which bubble is right," then I think you can see the problem. I am going to go practice my jump shot.
J
7/31/11
The Hero?
Well, I have had a good month off from grading papers. And though I have thought about new posts, this is the first time I have sat down to write one. As soon as I did I remembered one of the last things we read in English 12 this year, and some of the odd responses to a short answer question from the final exam.
The book is Lord of the Flies, and the question was, "Who is the hero of the novel?" Students had to provide support for their choice. Most of the students gave responses I would expect: Ralph, because he tries to maintain order and common sense; Piggy, because he is logical and wants to be rescued; Simon, because he is the only one that really cares about others.
But a few students decided that Jack was the hero. Jack, the homicidal, blood thirsty, self-obsessed, power hungry psychopath. Remember him? And their reason was because the fire he started is what got them rescued by the passing Navy ship. In case you don't recall the novel, Ralph is the one who tries to convince everyone of the importance of keeping a signal fire lit. Jack spends the novel focused on killing a pig; hunting becomes his monomania and he frequently dismisses the signal fire as unimportant. Further, the "fire" he starts that gets the boys rescued begins as an attempt to smoke Ralph out of a thicket so he can be tortured and killed. This fire then rages out of control, burning up the vegetation of the whole island, including the fruit trees that were the best food source. The fact that a passing ship sees the smoke is the purest coincidence.
This, to me, is a classic example of poor thinking about ends and means. And I began to wonder as I read those responses where this kind of thinking originated. Why would a few of my students be quick to ignore Jack's murderous intentions just because his means had positive, yet entirely unintended, consequences? I am no lawyer, but I would imagine that in any court of law Ralph would still be found guilty of attempted murder; his intent was clear. Yet these students think that because he accidently attracted rescuers he must be the hero, even though he shows contempt for the idea of being rescued throughout the entire novel.
It has been said that the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Chesterton counters that intentions for good are about the only thing the road to hell can't possibly be paved with. But I do not quite know what to make of these teenagers who somehow manage to believe the road to heaven can be paved with murderous intentions.
The book is Lord of the Flies, and the question was, "Who is the hero of the novel?" Students had to provide support for their choice. Most of the students gave responses I would expect: Ralph, because he tries to maintain order and common sense; Piggy, because he is logical and wants to be rescued; Simon, because he is the only one that really cares about others.
But a few students decided that Jack was the hero. Jack, the homicidal, blood thirsty, self-obsessed, power hungry psychopath. Remember him? And their reason was because the fire he started is what got them rescued by the passing Navy ship. In case you don't recall the novel, Ralph is the one who tries to convince everyone of the importance of keeping a signal fire lit. Jack spends the novel focused on killing a pig; hunting becomes his monomania and he frequently dismisses the signal fire as unimportant. Further, the "fire" he starts that gets the boys rescued begins as an attempt to smoke Ralph out of a thicket so he can be tortured and killed. This fire then rages out of control, burning up the vegetation of the whole island, including the fruit trees that were the best food source. The fact that a passing ship sees the smoke is the purest coincidence.
This, to me, is a classic example of poor thinking about ends and means. And I began to wonder as I read those responses where this kind of thinking originated. Why would a few of my students be quick to ignore Jack's murderous intentions just because his means had positive, yet entirely unintended, consequences? I am no lawyer, but I would imagine that in any court of law Ralph would still be found guilty of attempted murder; his intent was clear. Yet these students think that because he accidently attracted rescuers he must be the hero, even though he shows contempt for the idea of being rescued throughout the entire novel.
It has been said that the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Chesterton counters that intentions for good are about the only thing the road to hell can't possibly be paved with. But I do not quite know what to make of these teenagers who somehow manage to believe the road to heaven can be paved with murderous intentions.
6/23/11
Survey Says
Every year in June I give my students a survey of sorts about the year in English class. In this post I share some of the more interesting or humorous responses. Take from them what you will. I have for a few questions distinguished the College English class from the rest, because College English really is a different class. The students can get credit at the local community college for the class, and I run the class more like a college class than a high school one. As always, my comments are in ( ).
Directions: Do you really need directions at this point?
* Yes I really do.
What was your favorite work that we read this year and why?
- The Lord of the Flies because it was actually in English, not all the confusing British stuff. (Everything in English 12 was British Literature.)
- I didn’t like any of them. The short stories were all depressing, the poems were written by crazy people, and Shakespeare makes my head hurt.
- I liked The Importance of Being Earnest best because it was humorous. I don’t think I’ve read anything else for school that made me laugh more than once or twice. It was such a change from what we usually read in school, even if several people in the class did not seem to grasp the humor.
- I liked the short story unit because the stories were short. (And the inventor of the short story rests easily in his grave.)
What was your least favorite work of literature we read this year and why?
- The Scarlet Letter because it sucked out my soul.
- Macbeth, because I’m not British.
- Any of the sonnets because we had to interpret them.
- The sonnets because I forgot to read them.
What did you like the most about College English?
- I loved how we spent a lot of time talking about what we were working on and then it turned into a weird topic.
- I liked being more independent.
- I liked that it felt like we had more freedom with our writing.
- I liked the freedom of being able to write about whatever we wanted most of the time.
- I liked the freedom we had to choose our own topics to write about, and that we were given the opportunity to turn in rough drafts of our papers.
- It was very independent. For the most part we had a choice of what we wanted to write about.
- The independent aspect, how we didn’t have to constantly check in.
- We had the freedom of choosing the topics we wanted to write about. (Seeing a pattern? This kind of freedom is almost never granted to high school students, which is why they are often so uninterested.)
- I liked that you were very honest with us and told us exactly what you were thinking – especially in regards to our papers.
- It wasn’t like a normal class. We didn’t have to raise our hands and it was more like an open discussion. (I always hated having to raise my hand in school.)
- We had to think; every other class I’ve had this year has required me to simply memorize facts to ace tests, but because we only had essays, I had to rely on my own thoughts and interpretations to do well in this class.
- The freedom to get out of the class exactly what you put into it.
- My favorite thing was how I wrote many papers and hopefully I can recycle these papers next year.
- Brutal honesty. No beating around the bush in Mr. Chaffee’s class. I did enjoy the volume of writing as well, even if you don’t think so.
What did you like the least about English this year?
- I did not like how there were no multiple choice questions, I actually had to think to answer questions. (That’s too bad, really, having to think.)
- The constant fear of failing essays.
- People who complained about your jokes because they couldn’t understand them. (I know, I hate that too.)
What have you learned in English this year?
- Always pay attention!
- A lot of things that really aren’t relevant to English. (But I hope they are relevant to life.)
- Girls get angry when you forget their names; 2 out of 3 men know when to shut up. (There were only three men in his class!)
- Mr. Chaffee grades harder than any other English teacher! (I try; after all, you're a senior!)
- Stuff
- What redundant means. (I wrote that word on her papers many times.)
- I have learned how it’s not good to procrastinate because it affects your essays.
- That potty training a three year old is a b_____. (That's my three-year-old, not his... I hope.)
- Good thought is better than a correct idea with no work or thought behind it. An answer that isn’t necessarily right is worth it for the work and growth behind it.
- I learned that there’s no sense in using a $20 word when you can get the same idea across using $1 words, and it’ll cost less. I also learned what I’m capable of when it comes to writing.
Did your teacher give you enough feedback on papers, etc.?
- Yes, I think the 60s I received were quite clear.
- Oh yes, quite enough feedback. My essays displayed much green ink.
Do you believe you have improved as a writer this year?
- Yes, because in past years they taught us to write a certain way, where this year my teacher pointed out my mistakes instead of saying my format was wrong. (This is the danger of teaching to the test, EVEN if the test includes an “essay.” Our students only learn to write boring, empty, formulaic essays.)
- Yeah, because you edited the crap out of my essays. (I wouldn’t have to if there weren’t so much crap in there to begin with!)
- I do believe my skills at writing and literary analysis improved greatly. Your opinion may be entirely different though, and since you’re the only one with a degree in this area, your opinion wins. (Indeed it does.)
- I think I have improved. I used to not be able to write a 3 page essay on one topic, but now I can do it while actually sounding somewhat intelligent.
- Yes, I learned how to write correctly rather than write for the Regents. (Regents = State exam.)
- I think so, but I believe if I wanted to I could’ve put in more effort.
- Yes, I don’t make such grandiose, empty statements, for the most part.
- I was really wordy before this class, and now I’m only moderately wordy.
Did College English affect how you read literature?
- I don’t think it helped because the SAT told me I can’t read.
- No. I’m pretty good at reading. I still read from left to right until the end of one line, then I go to the next line. At the end of the page, wait for it, I go to the next page!
Do you think College English was on a college level?
- Yes, the workload was intense. (You’re telling me. I had to grade all that stuff.)
- You realize you are asking this of high schoolers?
- Yes and no; yes because of the curriculum, and no because we’re high school seniors and no matter how hard you try you can never cure senioritis. (I could, but the cure isn’t “legal.”)
Do you have any suggestions about how to make the class better?
- Maybe take out the reading, assignments, quizzes, tests, and essays.
- More movies and more research papers. (More research papers? By the way, this was from a regular English 12 student who did not write nearly as many papers as the College English students.)
- Allow students to choose what to do for their final project. Let it be anything that could relate to what had been done during the year. Like maybe composition of several different types of poetry, or a study of the court manners from the era of Hamlet. That sort of thing. (This was from a College English student; it's a good idea...)
Is there anything you would like to say on any topic whatever?
- I would not want to have your job.
- You weren’t a horrible teacher. I did learn a few things that might be helpful in the future. Thank you. (At least I wasn’t horrible.)
- I like pie.
I also like pie. Hope you are all enjoying the summer. I plan more posts this summer with some of my odd ideas about education, such as they are.
J
Directions: Do you really need directions at this point?
* Yes I really do.
What was your favorite work that we read this year and why?
- The Lord of the Flies because it was actually in English, not all the confusing British stuff. (Everything in English 12 was British Literature.)
- I didn’t like any of them. The short stories were all depressing, the poems were written by crazy people, and Shakespeare makes my head hurt.
- I liked The Importance of Being Earnest best because it was humorous. I don’t think I’ve read anything else for school that made me laugh more than once or twice. It was such a change from what we usually read in school, even if several people in the class did not seem to grasp the humor.
- I liked the short story unit because the stories were short. (And the inventor of the short story rests easily in his grave.)
What was your least favorite work of literature we read this year and why?
- The Scarlet Letter because it sucked out my soul.
- Macbeth, because I’m not British.
- Any of the sonnets because we had to interpret them.
- The sonnets because I forgot to read them.
What did you like the most about College English?
- I loved how we spent a lot of time talking about what we were working on and then it turned into a weird topic.
- I liked being more independent.
- I liked that it felt like we had more freedom with our writing.
- I liked the freedom of being able to write about whatever we wanted most of the time.
- I liked the freedom we had to choose our own topics to write about, and that we were given the opportunity to turn in rough drafts of our papers.
- It was very independent. For the most part we had a choice of what we wanted to write about.
- The independent aspect, how we didn’t have to constantly check in.
- We had the freedom of choosing the topics we wanted to write about. (Seeing a pattern? This kind of freedom is almost never granted to high school students, which is why they are often so uninterested.)
- I liked that you were very honest with us and told us exactly what you were thinking – especially in regards to our papers.
- It wasn’t like a normal class. We didn’t have to raise our hands and it was more like an open discussion. (I always hated having to raise my hand in school.)
- We had to think; every other class I’ve had this year has required me to simply memorize facts to ace tests, but because we only had essays, I had to rely on my own thoughts and interpretations to do well in this class.
- The freedom to get out of the class exactly what you put into it.
- My favorite thing was how I wrote many papers and hopefully I can recycle these papers next year.
- Brutal honesty. No beating around the bush in Mr. Chaffee’s class. I did enjoy the volume of writing as well, even if you don’t think so.
What did you like the least about English this year?
- I did not like how there were no multiple choice questions, I actually had to think to answer questions. (That’s too bad, really, having to think.)
- The constant fear of failing essays.
- People who complained about your jokes because they couldn’t understand them. (I know, I hate that too.)
What have you learned in English this year?
- Always pay attention!
- A lot of things that really aren’t relevant to English. (But I hope they are relevant to life.)
- Girls get angry when you forget their names; 2 out of 3 men know when to shut up. (There were only three men in his class!)
- Mr. Chaffee grades harder than any other English teacher! (I try; after all, you're a senior!)
- Stuff
- What redundant means. (I wrote that word on her papers many times.)
- I have learned how it’s not good to procrastinate because it affects your essays.
- That potty training a three year old is a b_____. (That's my three-year-old, not his... I hope.)
- Good thought is better than a correct idea with no work or thought behind it. An answer that isn’t necessarily right is worth it for the work and growth behind it.
- I learned that there’s no sense in using a $20 word when you can get the same idea across using $1 words, and it’ll cost less. I also learned what I’m capable of when it comes to writing.
Did your teacher give you enough feedback on papers, etc.?
- Yes, I think the 60s I received were quite clear.
- Oh yes, quite enough feedback. My essays displayed much green ink.
Do you believe you have improved as a writer this year?
- Yes, because in past years they taught us to write a certain way, where this year my teacher pointed out my mistakes instead of saying my format was wrong. (This is the danger of teaching to the test, EVEN if the test includes an “essay.” Our students only learn to write boring, empty, formulaic essays.)
- Yeah, because you edited the crap out of my essays. (I wouldn’t have to if there weren’t so much crap in there to begin with!)
- I do believe my skills at writing and literary analysis improved greatly. Your opinion may be entirely different though, and since you’re the only one with a degree in this area, your opinion wins. (Indeed it does.)
- I think I have improved. I used to not be able to write a 3 page essay on one topic, but now I can do it while actually sounding somewhat intelligent.
- Yes, I learned how to write correctly rather than write for the Regents. (Regents = State exam.)
- I think so, but I believe if I wanted to I could’ve put in more effort.
- Yes, I don’t make such grandiose, empty statements, for the most part.
- I was really wordy before this class, and now I’m only moderately wordy.
Did College English affect how you read literature?
- I don’t think it helped because the SAT told me I can’t read.
- No. I’m pretty good at reading. I still read from left to right until the end of one line, then I go to the next line. At the end of the page, wait for it, I go to the next page!
Do you think College English was on a college level?
- Yes, the workload was intense. (You’re telling me. I had to grade all that stuff.)
- You realize you are asking this of high schoolers?
- Yes and no; yes because of the curriculum, and no because we’re high school seniors and no matter how hard you try you can never cure senioritis. (I could, but the cure isn’t “legal.”)
Do you have any suggestions about how to make the class better?
- Maybe take out the reading, assignments, quizzes, tests, and essays.
- More movies and more research papers. (More research papers? By the way, this was from a regular English 12 student who did not write nearly as many papers as the College English students.)
- Allow students to choose what to do for their final project. Let it be anything that could relate to what had been done during the year. Like maybe composition of several different types of poetry, or a study of the court manners from the era of Hamlet. That sort of thing. (This was from a College English student; it's a good idea...)
Is there anything you would like to say on any topic whatever?
- I would not want to have your job.
- You weren’t a horrible teacher. I did learn a few things that might be helpful in the future. Thank you. (At least I wasn’t horrible.)
- I like pie.
I also like pie. Hope you are all enjoying the summer. I plan more posts this summer with some of my odd ideas about education, such as they are.
J
6/11/11
So Long...
I had four sections of seniors this year, more than I have ever had. And on one of the end of the year class surveys (quotes from those in a future post) a student mentioned liking my blog. I have known for a few months now that some of them have found it, and in fact a few are apparently in an odd way amused to see their own sentences posted. You guys are strange. So anyway, to any of you seniors who will be graduating, best wishes, good luck, congratulations, yada yada yada... That said, here are some of your last English paper flubs. Enjoy! As always, these are real student sentences and my comments are in ( ).
- This poem has one main theme, adventure and a want for freedom. (Not a math major.)
- So the idea of Gwendolyn marrying Jack Lady Bracknell finds obscured.
- Love is a connection between two soles. (That's why married people go through so many shoes.)
- A poetic element allows readers to think about the poem which the message the reader thinks is being sent is created. (Deep?)
- He feels out the forms that are required by the government.
- The society is living where bureaucracy is taken into effect.
- This quote has a lot of meaning that is meant to be interpreted. (As opposed to those quotes that are not meant to be interpreted, I suppose.)
- Jack hives a simple life.
- I pity any woman who is maimed to a man called john.
- Contradictory comes into play... (He's my favorite character!)
- Love and Marriage has been especially emphasized on parts that in matters of love and marriage are unimportant.
- Jack and Algernon altar the truth. (If you have read The Importance of Being Earnest, this is actually quite astute.)
- They have met for only a day.
- Both Polonius and Laertes believe Ophelia's relationship with Hamlet is a pleasure one.
- The characters consider themselves are really not in any way. (?)
- None of them are really in love takes time.
- ... there is much more two her...
- ...heirs to the throne must marry someone else who is of royal decent.
- ...him name is Ernest. (And hims name is also Jack.)
- ...biologically his name really was Ernest. (No, I think biologically his name is homo sapien.)
- This is as if to say that marriage is like perjury. (I guess it depends on who you marry.)
I have some more essays to grade, and final exam essays as well, so stay tuned. And as promised above, fun and interesting comments from end of the year surveys coming up too.
J
- This poem has one main theme, adventure and a want for freedom. (Not a math major.)
- So the idea of Gwendolyn marrying Jack Lady Bracknell finds obscured.
- Love is a connection between two soles. (That's why married people go through so many shoes.)
- A poetic element allows readers to think about the poem which the message the reader thinks is being sent is created. (Deep?)
- He feels out the forms that are required by the government.
- The society is living where bureaucracy is taken into effect.
- This quote has a lot of meaning that is meant to be interpreted. (As opposed to those quotes that are not meant to be interpreted, I suppose.)
- Jack hives a simple life.
- I pity any woman who is maimed to a man called john.
- Contradictory comes into play... (He's my favorite character!)
- Love and Marriage has been especially emphasized on parts that in matters of love and marriage are unimportant.
- Jack and Algernon altar the truth. (If you have read The Importance of Being Earnest, this is actually quite astute.)
- They have met for only a day.
- Both Polonius and Laertes believe Ophelia's relationship with Hamlet is a pleasure one.
- The characters consider themselves are really not in any way. (?)
- None of them are really in love takes time.
- ... there is much more two her...
- ...heirs to the throne must marry someone else who is of royal decent.
- ...him name is Ernest. (And hims name is also Jack.)
- ...biologically his name really was Ernest. (No, I think biologically his name is homo sapien.)
- This is as if to say that marriage is like perjury. (I guess it depends on who you marry.)
I have some more essays to grade, and final exam essays as well, so stay tuned. And as promised above, fun and interesting comments from end of the year surveys coming up too.
J
5/17/11
Home Stretch
It's May. Almost June. Just a few more... Anyway, let's skip the formalities and get right to the sentences this time. As always, these are from student work, and my comments are in ( ).
- Subconsciously she has been creeping every night.
- The wallpaper woman is being help captive.
- At night she crawls around the room on all floors.
- (This was the title of a paper.) Character Characteristics of the Characters of "Stalking"
- In the violet death of her adversary... (I have always pictured death as more red than violet.)
- All the attention she has been longing for is now bottling up inside of her.
- Gretchen's beliefs help with the overall theme of the story. (Those themes need all the help they can get, I guess.)
- She dreamed of killing villains and riding her horse off into the sun. (Ouch?)
- (On a vocabulary quiz.) vagrant = strong in smell (Well, they often are, but...)
- In the passed...
- Her husband takes on the societal role of a perogative doctor. (My prerogative doctor won't let me get a second opinion.)
- The choir dressed in long black ropes.
- ...the author goes on to give off symboliziom. (Is that on the Periodic Table?)
- They were indeed placing a form of violence upon Dummy.
- There are many vivid deceptions of people.
- She believes that white people have more money and are, therefore in a higher social class. (This is more a fact than a matter of belief, no? If you have money, you are... never mind.)
- Her father just viewed her as his left hand man. (He must have been a lefty.)
- This allows the creation of a perspective the reader has about the main idea when he or she reads the story. (Did you get any of that?)
- She was beginning to feel a girly state. (No comment...)
That's it for this round.
J
5/4/11
On the Fallacy of Grades
I could say a lot on this topic, but I would like to offer a short and simple example of how the idea that we can actually grade learning and real thought is laughably ridiculous. I assigned my College English students to read two sonnets by Shakespeare, numbers 18 and 130. Sonnet 18 begins, "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?" and is all about how amazingly beautiful the woman is. Sonnet 130 begins, "My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun," and describes how unattractive his mistress is, but ends, "And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare / As any she belied with false compare." That day I put on the board this "Quiz" question with no stipulation as to length or format:
Ladies: Which poem would you rather have written about you?
Gents: Which poem would you give to your lady?
Explain.
The following is a response written by one of the gents:
"I see the meaning in sonnet 130. It shows honesty and unclouded sight. However, I feel that my love is more extravagant like sonnet 18. I would be completely drowned in foolish adoration which washes aside all flaws so that only the best can be seen. The perfection depicted in the lines of sonnet 18 are what I would see in the woman I love. Honestly, my lady in particular would probably be more accepting of 130, but I wouldn't give her anything but 18 because it is representative of how I feel, not necessarily how she really is."
How does one give this an "objective grade?" It's a good answer. It reveals an understanding of the poetry. It reveals a connection to the poetry that goes beyond cursory reading. It reveals a willingness to grapple with ideas. It reveals honesty and self-knowledge. Can any of those things be quantified? Sure, I could grade him on things like the organization and development of the paragraph, or the number of specific references to the works; but who cares about those things if they were to come with no evidence of all the qualities previously mentioned? And if I were to take this response as the "100%" against which other answers might be measured, how could I scale others against it? What would constitute a response that was 85% as honest as this one, or only 70% as connected? How do I measure, on a scale of 100, whatever that means, how well any student has understood these poems? None of the things that matter can be graded, and most of the things we grade in school are the things the students forget quickest, truthfully because they are the least important to life.
I gave that response a 100. Because I have to give it something. I do not yet teach in a district that will let me get away with not giving grades, though the idea of not giving any grades is one for another time. However, we ought to realize that Oscar Wilde was right: "Education is an admirable thing. But it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught." Far less can it be graded.
J
Ladies: Which poem would you rather have written about you?
Gents: Which poem would you give to your lady?
Explain.
The following is a response written by one of the gents:
"I see the meaning in sonnet 130. It shows honesty and unclouded sight. However, I feel that my love is more extravagant like sonnet 18. I would be completely drowned in foolish adoration which washes aside all flaws so that only the best can be seen. The perfection depicted in the lines of sonnet 18 are what I would see in the woman I love. Honestly, my lady in particular would probably be more accepting of 130, but I wouldn't give her anything but 18 because it is representative of how I feel, not necessarily how she really is."
How does one give this an "objective grade?" It's a good answer. It reveals an understanding of the poetry. It reveals a connection to the poetry that goes beyond cursory reading. It reveals a willingness to grapple with ideas. It reveals honesty and self-knowledge. Can any of those things be quantified? Sure, I could grade him on things like the organization and development of the paragraph, or the number of specific references to the works; but who cares about those things if they were to come with no evidence of all the qualities previously mentioned? And if I were to take this response as the "100%" against which other answers might be measured, how could I scale others against it? What would constitute a response that was 85% as honest as this one, or only 70% as connected? How do I measure, on a scale of 100, whatever that means, how well any student has understood these poems? None of the things that matter can be graded, and most of the things we grade in school are the things the students forget quickest, truthfully because they are the least important to life.
I gave that response a 100. Because I have to give it something. I do not yet teach in a district that will let me get away with not giving grades, though the idea of not giving any grades is one for another time. However, we ought to realize that Oscar Wilde was right: "Education is an admirable thing. But it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught." Far less can it be graded.
J
5/3/11
Like a Boss
"A system based entirely on the division of labour is in one sense literally half-witted. That is, each performer of half of an operation does really use only half of his wits." -G.K. Chesterton
As a rule I do not like reality TV. However, I have found myself on many recent Sunday nights watching the show Undercover Boss. The premise of the show is that a corporate boss or CEO will leave the corporate offices and, in disguise, will work in various franchises of his or her own company in order to discover more about the company's workings. I have seen episodes featuring the CEO of a restaurant chain, a resort chain, a trucking company, the mayor of Cincinnati, and the chancellor of the University of California Riverside, to name a few. The show does suffer from the obvious and annoying pitfalls of all reality TV: it is clearly selectively edited, it tugs strenuously at the heart strings, it digs a little too hard at times for drama, in short it's more TV than reality.
Yet I find myself drawn to the show. I find myself surprised, when I know I shouldn't be, that the CEOs and big wigs seem to have very little idea about what goes on in the trenches of their businesses. The bosses are consistently surprised that the employees they meet (clearly chosen ahead of time by producers because of their hard luck stories) are so dedicated to their jobs despite their financial struggles. As a teacher I have never worked in the corporate world, but I can't imagine our superintendent walking into an elementary room and being surprised that the teacher had to deal with twenty-five third graders every day. How can these people not know what is going on in their own company? How can they not know that many employees struggle to make ends meet? Do they not know what people are paid? Again, I find it hard to believe.
Of course, at the end of the show the boss offers these chosen dedicated workers some sort of bonus, or a paid vacation, or training and promotion, or in one case a young worker was offered his own franchise and the franchise fee was waived. "See! The American Dream lives!" the producers are shouting at us. I find myself wondering if the hundreds of other employees will reap the benefits of the boss's new perspective. I can hope, but I have my doubts.
To bring in the quote I began with, it is always the boss who seems half-witted. He or she is not able to hack the jobs performed by the employees. That quote is from a book titled "The Outline of Sanity," (which I highly recommend) in which Chesterton lays down the principles of his economic philosophy, distributism. One of his solutions is that the company ought to be run and owned by all of the people who work in it, not just a few at the top who give orders to the underpaid underlings. It would be a company run on the principles of democracy, that system we supposedly believe in. There would be no half-witted boss who sits in an office all day and has no idea how his company actually functions. And maybe there would be no need to offer poorly paid and struggling employees what amounts to prizes for actually doing their jobs well. It's a thought.
J
As a rule I do not like reality TV. However, I have found myself on many recent Sunday nights watching the show Undercover Boss. The premise of the show is that a corporate boss or CEO will leave the corporate offices and, in disguise, will work in various franchises of his or her own company in order to discover more about the company's workings. I have seen episodes featuring the CEO of a restaurant chain, a resort chain, a trucking company, the mayor of Cincinnati, and the chancellor of the University of California Riverside, to name a few. The show does suffer from the obvious and annoying pitfalls of all reality TV: it is clearly selectively edited, it tugs strenuously at the heart strings, it digs a little too hard at times for drama, in short it's more TV than reality.
Yet I find myself drawn to the show. I find myself surprised, when I know I shouldn't be, that the CEOs and big wigs seem to have very little idea about what goes on in the trenches of their businesses. The bosses are consistently surprised that the employees they meet (clearly chosen ahead of time by producers because of their hard luck stories) are so dedicated to their jobs despite their financial struggles. As a teacher I have never worked in the corporate world, but I can't imagine our superintendent walking into an elementary room and being surprised that the teacher had to deal with twenty-five third graders every day. How can these people not know what is going on in their own company? How can they not know that many employees struggle to make ends meet? Do they not know what people are paid? Again, I find it hard to believe.
Of course, at the end of the show the boss offers these chosen dedicated workers some sort of bonus, or a paid vacation, or training and promotion, or in one case a young worker was offered his own franchise and the franchise fee was waived. "See! The American Dream lives!" the producers are shouting at us. I find myself wondering if the hundreds of other employees will reap the benefits of the boss's new perspective. I can hope, but I have my doubts.
To bring in the quote I began with, it is always the boss who seems half-witted. He or she is not able to hack the jobs performed by the employees. That quote is from a book titled "The Outline of Sanity," (which I highly recommend) in which Chesterton lays down the principles of his economic philosophy, distributism. One of his solutions is that the company ought to be run and owned by all of the people who work in it, not just a few at the top who give orders to the underpaid underlings. It would be a company run on the principles of democracy, that system we supposedly believe in. There would be no half-witted boss who sits in an office all day and has no idea how his company actually functions. And maybe there would be no need to offer poorly paid and struggling employees what amounts to prizes for actually doing their jobs well. It's a thought.
J
4/30/11
Back to Sentences
Writers write. Did you know that? So many of my students open their papers with sentences that say little more than, "Writers write." "The author uses techniques to bring characters to life." "The author uses symbolism to display the theme." "The author uses theme to help the reader understand the story." Banal; these sentences make me want to stab holes in the paper. It' all I can do to make it to the end of the introduction. Of course, then I get sentences like the following. As always, these are from student work and my comments are in ( ).
- ... which includes violence and other workers of their castle.
- Lady Macbeth begins to plan her plan.
- What really made it real...
- Even a blind mane could tell that.
- ... is supposedly supposed to possess...
- Macbeth's gender roll...
- There are many characters in Shakespeare's play Macbeth. (Thanks for the heads up.)
- Macbeth accepts to kill King Duncan in seek of power.
- Banquo would be father to a line of kinds. (Which kinds though?)
- Without characters literature would be boring and uneventful. (Really? Then it's a good thing authors put them in there.)
- She... starts to question and think for herself in a more feminine quality.
- Cultural characteristics and differences have been defined by people's behaviors and belief statuses that are in one's society.
- Bush's policy would improve our ability to find, track, and stop tourists. (So will that Arizona law.)
- Alcohol awareness classes make sure they won't be a treat to the community. (Those drunks are a treat though, aren't they?)
- Individuals still decide to make decisions.
- A round character is one who changes overtime.
- He is the man that goes around doing nonsense jobs like cleaning the toilet and refilling toilet paper. (Yes, what nonsense.)
That's it for now. Got more ideas for posts, and more papers to read. Stay tuned.
J
- ... which includes violence and other workers of their castle.
- Lady Macbeth begins to plan her plan.
- What really made it real...
- Even a blind mane could tell that.
- ... is supposedly supposed to possess...
- Macbeth's gender roll...
- There are many characters in Shakespeare's play Macbeth. (Thanks for the heads up.)
- Macbeth accepts to kill King Duncan in seek of power.
- Banquo would be father to a line of kinds. (Which kinds though?)
- Without characters literature would be boring and uneventful. (Really? Then it's a good thing authors put them in there.)
- She... starts to question and think for herself in a more feminine quality.
- Cultural characteristics and differences have been defined by people's behaviors and belief statuses that are in one's society.
- Bush's policy would improve our ability to find, track, and stop tourists. (So will that Arizona law.)
- Alcohol awareness classes make sure they won't be a treat to the community. (Those drunks are a treat though, aren't they?)
- Individuals still decide to make decisions.
- A round character is one who changes overtime.
- He is the man that goes around doing nonsense jobs like cleaning the toilet and refilling toilet paper. (Yes, what nonsense.)
That's it for now. Got more ideas for posts, and more papers to read. Stay tuned.
J
4/18/11
By Request
Imagine you are a doctor. You have spent many years in school studying medicine, you have been an intern and a resident and now finally you are a doctor. Now let's say that in the course of a week you see ten patients who are all overweight. You sit down with each of them and map out a plan for losing those extra pounds. It includes a healthy diet and some moderate exercise. Then you reschedule them all for a checkup in six months.
Six months pass and your ten patients return. One has lost a significant amount of weight, and two more you commend for dropping a good number of pounds. Five are at the same weight as before, and admit that they have not kept to either the diet or the exercise regimen. The last two have gained weight. Only 30% of your overweight patients have made any dent in their problem.
Are you a failure as a doctor? Most people would say no. The doctor has no control over the patient. How many doctors have told smokers to quit or heavy drinkers to cut back? But we don't blame the doctor if the patient fails to improve because he fails to follow medical advice. If the advice is bad, it's on the MD; but if the advice isn't even followed, it's on the patient.
So why are teachers judged as poor if their students fail standardized tests? Studies have shown that poverty, illness, home environment, and many other factors, when combined, have a far greater effect on student test scores than teachers. Just like the doctor, we cannot follow our students home and make sure they read in their spare time or study in the evening. We can't control the time they spend watching TV or at a computer, or even the time they spend at a job for that matter. We can't be sure they have proper medical care and nutrition or that they get enough sleep so that they come to school ready to learn. But if only 30% of our students pass a test, it must be poor teaching. And the current trend in education is to evaluate teachers, pay them or fire them, based on student test scores. Would you only pay the doctor 30% of his salary because his patients are still overweight?
One last note on the analogy. Say the doctor tells the patient to follow a vegetarian diet and walk or run x number of miles a day. Then say the patient follows a different diet and hates running so he takes up cycling or joins some rec-league teams at the YMCA. And when he comes back he has lost the weight and is healthier. Three cheers for him. But in a school every student must take the same test in the same way and learn the same things in the same way. That is why they call them "standardized" tests, and they are killing our school system. But that is a topic for another time.
Six months pass and your ten patients return. One has lost a significant amount of weight, and two more you commend for dropping a good number of pounds. Five are at the same weight as before, and admit that they have not kept to either the diet or the exercise regimen. The last two have gained weight. Only 30% of your overweight patients have made any dent in their problem.
Are you a failure as a doctor? Most people would say no. The doctor has no control over the patient. How many doctors have told smokers to quit or heavy drinkers to cut back? But we don't blame the doctor if the patient fails to improve because he fails to follow medical advice. If the advice is bad, it's on the MD; but if the advice isn't even followed, it's on the patient.
So why are teachers judged as poor if their students fail standardized tests? Studies have shown that poverty, illness, home environment, and many other factors, when combined, have a far greater effect on student test scores than teachers. Just like the doctor, we cannot follow our students home and make sure they read in their spare time or study in the evening. We can't control the time they spend watching TV or at a computer, or even the time they spend at a job for that matter. We can't be sure they have proper medical care and nutrition or that they get enough sleep so that they come to school ready to learn. But if only 30% of our students pass a test, it must be poor teaching. And the current trend in education is to evaluate teachers, pay them or fire them, based on student test scores. Would you only pay the doctor 30% of his salary because his patients are still overweight?
One last note on the analogy. Say the doctor tells the patient to follow a vegetarian diet and walk or run x number of miles a day. Then say the patient follows a different diet and hates running so he takes up cycling or joins some rec-league teams at the YMCA. And when he comes back he has lost the weight and is healthier. Three cheers for him. But in a school every student must take the same test in the same way and learn the same things in the same way. That is why they call them "standardized" tests, and they are killing our school system. But that is a topic for another time.
4/8/11
Doctors All
I blame Oprah and her gurus Dr. Phil (what is he a doctor of?) and Dr. Oz. Or maybe it's WebMD. Or maybe it's the relentless advertising by pharmaceutical companies. Or maybe it's the fear inspired health reports on the evening news. Whoever is to blame, it seems that America is full of amateur doctors. We are all a bunch of self-diagnosticians; oh, and we love to diagnose our friends and neighbors, too. The only thing worse than a few million hypochondriacs is a few million hypochondriacs with web phones who type in their symptoms and who think they are doctors.
This faux-medicine shows up in my classroom in a way that may seem harmless, but which I think is subtly insidious. It is not as dramatic as my intro, but I think it represents something negative about the way we see medicine in this country. We love to diagnose the characters in the literature we read. The narrator of Charlotte Perkins Gilman's "The Yellow Wallpaper" has postpartum depression; Roderick in Poe's "The Fall of the House of Usher" is manic-depressive; Krebs from Hemingway's "Soldier's Home" has PTSD. And I will admit I am as guilty as anyone of diagnosing and labeling.
My problem is not that these amateur diagnoses are "wrong," or unsupported by the text. The problem is that these labels provide an illusion of knowledge which allows us to dismiss these characters. And that is what happens. Once we can label the problem the modern mind (student) believes that all these characters need is a pill and they would have been fine. If we have a label that sounds quasi-familiar, because we have heard the term before somewhere, we can be comfortable feeling superior to the characters and dismiss them.
But we are not doctors or psychiatrists who really understand what postpartum depression is, or what a soldier who suffers PTSD is going through. The label is an illusion; it is, in the words of G.K. Chesterton, "the worst illusion; it is the illusion of familiarity." Once we have the label, we don't have to look closely at the character, we don't have to immerse ourselves in the world the author has created for us. We don't have to empathize. Gilman and Poe and Hemingway and all great authors create fascinating characters who come alive on the page, and we prescribe them pills and close the book. We are familiar with PTSD because we saw that feature on the news, we have no need of this story by some dead author (who happened to have witnessed a few wars up close.)
If you have read "The Yellow Wallpaper" you may see what I think is the final irony of my idea. The narrator's husband is a doctor, and he thinks he knows what is best for her. He confines her in the room with the yellow wallpaper, forbids her to write, tells her not to let her imagination get the best of her, treats her like a child; and in the end she goes crazy. He knew what was best for her and he didn't listen to her complaints or suggestions, and she ended up crawling around a room like an animal believing she has escaped from the yellow wallpaper she had been trapped behind. A hundred years later we come along and shake our heads; if only they had known about postpartum depression and given her a Valium and some antidepressants. We don't listen to her either.
This faux-medicine shows up in my classroom in a way that may seem harmless, but which I think is subtly insidious. It is not as dramatic as my intro, but I think it represents something negative about the way we see medicine in this country. We love to diagnose the characters in the literature we read. The narrator of Charlotte Perkins Gilman's "The Yellow Wallpaper" has postpartum depression; Roderick in Poe's "The Fall of the House of Usher" is manic-depressive; Krebs from Hemingway's "Soldier's Home" has PTSD. And I will admit I am as guilty as anyone of diagnosing and labeling.
My problem is not that these amateur diagnoses are "wrong," or unsupported by the text. The problem is that these labels provide an illusion of knowledge which allows us to dismiss these characters. And that is what happens. Once we can label the problem the modern mind (student) believes that all these characters need is a pill and they would have been fine. If we have a label that sounds quasi-familiar, because we have heard the term before somewhere, we can be comfortable feeling superior to the characters and dismiss them.
But we are not doctors or psychiatrists who really understand what postpartum depression is, or what a soldier who suffers PTSD is going through. The label is an illusion; it is, in the words of G.K. Chesterton, "the worst illusion; it is the illusion of familiarity." Once we have the label, we don't have to look closely at the character, we don't have to immerse ourselves in the world the author has created for us. We don't have to empathize. Gilman and Poe and Hemingway and all great authors create fascinating characters who come alive on the page, and we prescribe them pills and close the book. We are familiar with PTSD because we saw that feature on the news, we have no need of this story by some dead author (who happened to have witnessed a few wars up close.)
If you have read "The Yellow Wallpaper" you may see what I think is the final irony of my idea. The narrator's husband is a doctor, and he thinks he knows what is best for her. He confines her in the room with the yellow wallpaper, forbids her to write, tells her not to let her imagination get the best of her, treats her like a child; and in the end she goes crazy. He knew what was best for her and he didn't listen to her complaints or suggestions, and she ended up crawling around a room like an animal believing she has escaped from the yellow wallpaper she had been trapped behind. A hundred years later we come along and shake our heads; if only they had known about postpartum depression and given her a Valium and some antidepressants. We don't listen to her either.
3/30/11
Over Due, Teach?
Yes, it has been a while. A quick note about the interwebs: the other day I was clicking around some sites, mostly education blogs that linked to other education blogs or articles, and I read a really interesting post. Something a student said to me today reminded me of what I had read. Do you think I can find that post again? I can't even find which blog it was on. If it had been a book I'd have had it in a snap. Perhaps I am just a digital doofus. Anyway, to the sentences. As always, these are from actual student papers and my comments are in ( ).
- Now his actions were controlled by preventing what could get the throne taking off his head.
- Macbeth ruled the nation as a viscous tyrant.
- Most literature defines the woman as domicile.
- ...everything is not what it seams.
- Lady Macbeth's subconscience... (subconscience: Jimminy Cricket's understudy)
- ...the consequences take their tole on Lady Macbeth.
- Lady Macbeth was a strong courage women.
- Lady Macbeth wanders the castle at night talking about the evil deeds her and Macbeth committed while in her sleep. (There she goes, committing deeds in her sleep again.)
- Macbeth seems torn between reality and imagery. (I often am.)
- ... his greedy conscience... (This just made no sense to me.)
- Lady Macbeth emulated guilt.
- Lady Macbeth goes crazy and ends up killing herself from the madness.
- I want to educate on Hurricane Katrina.
- After talking to their prophecies with the witches...
- He did not give awful memories.
- ... it's because them people are way against Hydrofracking. (Yup, they is; darn tootin'.)
- The male body prospective has grown. (Is that a good thing or a bad thing?)
- Many crimes were being committed such as rape, arson, and anarchy.
- After an individual plows into a breathalyzer... (after he has plowed through a few brews and your yard?)
- ... to see if they have an alcoholic abuse problem.
Back to the googles for me.
J
1/29/11
Build Up
It has been a while, and I have an overflow of new sentences. Let us skip the preliminaries and go straight to the fun. As always my thoughts in ( ).
- Whether a person is conscious or subconscious of these fears...
- In 1976, capital punishment made a comeback. (To paraphrase LL Cool J, don't call it a comeback, capital punishment has been here for years!)
- According to the pop's edict... (he meant "Pope's.")
- Those who were put in trial experienced unpleasant trialing.
- Viet Nam (You know, the country.)
- The four different classifications of oil are split into classes. (Classes are classed? Is that redundant?)
- The Scholastic Amplitude Test, or the SAT... (Actually, that makes just as much sense.)
- Surplice is loose white clergy.
- carpe diem = cease the day
- Is the law going on to say that being gay is the same as being incest? (Uh...)
- Now at age 24 (Lindsey) Lohan is all over the news for her out burst with drugs.
- Once his first wife died his drinking progressed and along with dating several other women. (Dating several women might drive me to drink too.)
- Poe uses irony so Montresor can draw Fortunado to the catacombs.
- The concept of death is a tender topic with people.
- The meaning of death can have many different thoughts and feelings depending on the individual.
- When sex happens sometimes the gratitude of the situation is not fully understood. (I know I am full of gratitude when... But I think she meant gravity.)
- The beginning of Norma Jean's life began with let downs. (How did the beginning of her life end?)
- Huck learns that slaves are can feel like people like him.
- Feelings are emotions towards something. (And are emotions feelings OF something?)
- The book is set between the 1930's and the 1940's, before the Civil War and during the time of slavery. (The history department will hear about this.)
- Hell causes a terrible afterlife.
- Violence has a thresh hold on Macbeth.
- The blood on (the Macbeth's) hands begins to represent the guilty consciences hidden on their insides.
- Many centuries have created images for men and women.
- Blood brings guilt to those who have done evil deeds that are wrong. (All my evil deeds are so right.)
- Macbeth was all bummed. (Dude. Too bad.)
- (Lady Macbeth) could only express her guilt while in an unconscious state of mind. (Which is the state of mind this student was in while writing this.)
- Macduff shows how that he will fight for his believes.
- In the play Macbeth there are multiple themes. (Thanks for the heads up. I was just looking for the one.)
- ... or violating the human rights given to a person at birth by John Locke a long time ago.
- Not all people are eligible for euthanasia. (Only if your health plan covers it.)
- Pianists play alone and heave to cover all of the parts.
- Random during testing isn't very common in public schools. (Maybe because nobody knows what it is.)
- Juliet and the pope come up with a plan.
- Seize the girl while it's there. (Yeah, he pretty much sees girls as "its.")
- Time shall not be waisted. (Some of mine was in reading that sentence.)
New semester starts on Monday. Can't wait. Well, I could wait a little.
J
1/15/11
A Few Regents Sentences
Long story short, we gave the regents exam last week here in New York. So here are a few fun sentences from the essays.
- Its hard to overcome suffering and overcoming it also.
- ... during the slavery and racism times.
- ... the novel The Crucible, by Mark Twain.
- You can overcome anything in life, good or bad.
- The characterization of Jim would be nice, thoughtful, and black.
- During the depression racism was very high.
- Jim was a black African American. (I can't decide if this is redundant, or just very carefully super specific.)
- ... along the bay of the Mississippi River.
- The conflict of man vs. man is aroused.
- Romeo had to run away and play dead.
- Tom Robinson was charged with adultery. (He is the character in To Kill a Mockingbird charged with rape.)
- ... the great dapretion... (Depression)
- George ended up having to kill Lennie in the end to make things better for both him and Lennie. (I think Lennie might have something to say about that.)
Tons of papers to grade, so new post should come soon.
J
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