So, it is the first week of second semester, and I am raring to go. And by "raring to go" I mean "I could easily have dozed off during 5th period study hall today." Seriously, I'm tired and I don't know why. I can't blame the winter blues because it is February and I have not had to clear my driveway once this winter. Hopefully the student funnies will revive me. As always, these are from student work, and my comments are in ( ).
- ... it never usually doesn't occur. (Bad grammar always often does occur.)
- (Soccer) deffenders are taking shots off the head from a variety of differences.
- If one were to ask America stands for...
- Some students may be better at curtains skills. (Me, I have mad venetian blind skills.)
- Holmes visits the home of the crime.
- Holmes and Watson adventure to the woman's house. (No real error, I just liked this one.)
- ... like a woman who has had her own way to make the world.
- She went in and herd voices. (What, like cows?)
- He told her she would be feed the massive. (I have no idea.)
- People assume that the wealthy have no worries due to having everything at their disposable.
- He was feeling wild rover over him.
- I knew that my writing schools could use a lot of improvement. (Yup, they could.)
- I am not one to bloat about myself. (I should hope not.)
- Winston was never been interviewed...
- Sherlock Holmes helps women who is in great help.
- (A paper title.) The Injustice Death of Mr. McCarthy
- ... many characters attempted to create their own illusions into their reality.
- (In answer to the question, "How many chapters did you read?) B
That's right: B. He read B chapters. How many did you read?
Until next time...
J
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