Backlog

While I have been lazy about publishing on this blog, I do have several notepads of jewels from student work. So I am reaching back to last (school) year and mixing in some recent gems just to catch up a bit. There will be more to come, if I can remember to sit down and type. As always, my comments are in (    ).

- If a doctor were to mess up... they can get sewed. (I'm in stitches?)
- Shania Twain was a poor privileged child. (Aww, too bad?)
- Today people can say that their economy or the way somebody is sick. (They can say that, I guess, if they want to.)
- The word toughness is the state of being tough.
- The human body can endure a lot of pain and uncomforting.
- Clergyman: a man that is very wealthy. (Not in my experience.)
- O Caption! My Caption!
- Ella and Rachel died their hair.
- ... one of the most greatest music schools in the country. (I mean, the much bestest!)
- Collage English (The name of the class is College English. But I would take a Collage English class.)
- These numbers are awestrucking.
- "Double spacing saves lives."
- Henri le Clerc was a soldier during the French Castle.
- There is no way to accurately correlate blond hair with being dumn. (But anecdotal evidence suggests...)
- Thoreau wanted to live alone in nature for deeper reasons.
- Emerson theorecized his ideas about nature.
- When I finally got myself organized with ruff drafts. (Ruff drafts are required in obedience school.)
- She means grave stones of the deseased.
- Huck has reached a high of wiseness and good morals. (It's like a runner's high.)
- Penn Yan Central School District should be required to where uniforms.
- Macbeth was one of the least awful plays we've read in high school. (High praise.)
- Lady Macbeth... lacks the love portion toward Macbeth.
- Lady Macbeth forces others to act how she invasions.
- In the story "A Mystery of Heroism" the bucket symbolizes something. (Care to take a guess?)
- Naturalism is starting to take place.
- The old timer's advice came in handy when it was too late.
- ... and perhaps dig themselves out of the whole they are in.
- She uses her mind to think of crazy things.
- The boys follow Jack blindlessly.
- She was left a large some of money.

I would give you some advice, but it would probably only come in handy when it's too late. So you're on your own.

J